Garner: Rachel Zoe refuses to put me in maternity clothes

No. They're horribly unflattering!

High school bans makeup, removes mirrors to crack down on teen vanity

Yes, teens should be concentrating on learning, not lipgloss.

'I'm too pretty to do homework so my brother has to do it for me'

It's offensive.

This child is brought to you by... Weetabix

Sure: Raising kids isn't cheap! (And maybe it would cut down on those what-to-wear arguments.)

From Carol Brady to Vanessa Hudgens: Do you love or hate Mom Hair?

No, my hair is long/I have a Mohawk/anything but 'Mom Hair.'

Want another bedtime story, sweetie? Here's one: 'Go the F@#k to Sleep'

Hilarious

Were the parents of a 6-year-old cheerleader right to complain about a 'booty' cheer?

Yes. The cheer was inappropriate for the child's age.

• Frankly the cheer in inappropriate no matter what age. What in the world do these words have to do with cheerleading??? It is TOTAL BULL.

Should restaurants have the right to ban 'screaming children'?

Yes

• A nice evening at a restaurant can be marred by a screaming child. I would never subject other diners to that.

Do you believe in the only child syndrome?

No. It’s entirely subjective. Every child is different.

Do you think Michelle Obama's initiative to combat childhood obesity will make a difference?

Possibly. I'm hopeful she can help us all make changes, but I hope it doesn't take years to get there. Kids need help now!

• It will take the return of mandatory physical education in school and parents setting a good example in addition to Mrs. Obama's good works